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Trending quotes on liquor that has changed the mythology of drinkers


Drinking alcohol and funny sayings about it has become folklore all around the World.  People drink alcohol to forget tensions and to have sound sleep but there is funny side of it too. Famous personalities around the world have something to quote about liquor. Let’s find it out what these people feel:

  1. When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let‘s all get drunk and go to heaven!  Brian Burke
  1. Always remember that I have taken more out of liquor than liquor has taken out of me. Winston Churchill
  1. Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is liquor. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. – Dave Barry
  1. To liquor! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems. – Homer Simpson
  1. I may be drunk, but in the morning I‘ll be sober and you‘ll still be ugly. – Winston Churchill
  1. Always do sober what you said you‘d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. – Ernest Hemingway
  1. Give an Irishman lager for a month and he‘s a dead man. An Irishman‘s stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him. – Mark Twain
  1. Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication. – Lord Byron
  1. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. – Henry Youngman
  1. If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking liquor, I bet it makes liquor shoot out your nose. – Jack Handy
  1. I drink to make other people interesting. – George Jean Nathan
  1. Liquor is a proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. – Benjamin Franklin
  1. I like liquor. On occasion, I will even drink liquor to celebrate a major event such as the fall of Communism or the fact that the refrigerator is still working. – Dave Berry
  1. The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. – Humphrey Bogart
  1. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? – Stephen Wright
  1. Alright brain, I don‘t like you and you don‘t like me, so just get me through this exam so I can go back to killing you slowly with liquor. – Homer Simpson
  1. No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer. – John Churchill
  1. They who drink beer will think beer. – Washington Irving
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2 Comments

  1. Toro
    April 10, 2016 at 3:35 am — Reply

    Really informative blog.Really looking forward to read more. Will read on…

  2. Dhruv
    June 5, 2016 at 9:51 am — Reply

    I really liked your blog article.Really looking forward to read more.

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