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A classic journey of a man to a bar…


To be a true-blue bartender you need to have a repertoire of ready jokes to entertain your customers and guests with. Let us help you with this week’s selection of 3 hilarious bar jokes. Oh and we’re keeping it classy. Enjoy!

ONE.

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on an outdoors trip. After a decent supper and a container of wine, they turn in, and go to rest.

A few hours after the fact, Holmes awakens pokes his unwavering companion. “Watson, take a gander at the sky and let me know what you see.”

“I see millions and a great many stars, Holmes” answers Watson.

“Furthermore, what do you conclude from that?”

Watson considers for a moment. “Indeed,

Cosmically, it lets me know that there are a large number of worlds and possibly billions of planets.

Celestially, I watch that Saturn is in Leo.

Horologically, I find that the time is give or take a quarter past three.

Meteorologically, I think that we will have a wonderful day tomorrow.

Religiously, I can see that God is all intense, and that we are a little and irrelevant piece of the universe.

Yet, what does it let you know, Holmes?”

Holmes is noiseless for a minute.

“Watson, you imbecile!” he says. “Somebody has stolen our tent!”

TWO.

The man was fit as a fiddle to drive, so he carefully departed his auto stopped and strolled home. As he was strolling insecurely along, he was ceased by a policeman. “What are you doing around here at 2 A.M.?” said the officer. “I’m heading off to an address.” The man said.

“Also, why should going give an address at this hour?” the cop inquired. “My wife,” said the man.

THREE.

A man staggers up to the main other benefactor in a bar and inquires as to whether he could purchase him a beverage. “Why obviously,” comes the answer.

The primary man then asks: “Where are you from?”

“I’m from Ireland,” answers the second man.

The primary man reacts: “You don’t say, I’m from Ireland as well! How about we have another round to Ireland.”

“Obviously,” answers the second man.

I’m interested, the first man then asks: “Where in Ireland would you say you are from?”

“Dublin,” comes the answer.

“I can’t trust it,” says the first man. “I’m from Dublin as well! We should have another beverage to Dublin.”

“Obviously,” answers the second man.

Interest again strikes and the first man asks: “What school did you go to?”

“Holy person Vincent’s,” answers the second man, “I graduated in ’62.”

“This is unimaginable!”, the first man says. “I went to Saint Vincent’s and I graduated in ’62, as well!”

About that time in comes one of the regulars and takes a seat at the bar. “What’s been going on?” he asks the barkeep.

“Not a lot,” answers the barkeep. “The O’Malley twins are plastered once more.”

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2 Comments

  1. Stephanie
    July 13, 2015 at 10:33 pm — Reply

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  2. glory
    April 10, 2016 at 4:05 am — Reply

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