22 Buzzword all bartenders will find humorous
Yeah, no ice doesn’t mean strong….I have gone through every single one of these and they all happened with YOU!
Here are the Memes All Bartenders Will Find Funny … And Things Got Real
1. I don’t know what I want
But can you stand there while I decide.
2. What If i told you
Isn’t a response to “How r u ?”
3. You keep asking for less ice in your drink?
I don’t think it means
What you think it means
4. Something to drink sir?
Hmmm…. I don’t know,
What’s your speciality?
5. You ask me to recite all 20 of the beers,
We have on tap and you order a freaking coors light
6. When a customer snap their fingers at you
7. You want a free drink
Cause It’s your birthday…
8. I’m Your bartender
Not your phone charger
9. Yes, This is my real job.
10. WOO0 It’s Friday
Oh wait I’m a bartender
11. So you’re late for work
Let’s play a game of HideNSeek
12. Eat from my fruit caddy
And I will cut you.
13. Guest tell you how he used to be a bartender
Then leaves without tipping you
14. I know the owner too,
And he said you’re annoying
15. When a customer says they want to speak to the manager
And the manager tells them exactly what you said
16. When you’re on a break at work
And see the staff struggling because it got busy
17. You work in the industry
But decide to come 10 mins before close
Yeah….. Go fuck Yourself
18. When your relief arrived late
And you Ain’t even in the mood to talk
19. Raise your hand
If you didn’t get enough sleep last night
20. Me: I need money give me more hours
Manager : If you wanna leave early you can
21. When you see a customer take the first sip of a cocktail
That you just made them & It blows their mind.
22.In my head
When I know tips will be good for the night