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22 Buzzword all bartenders will find humorous


Yeah, no ice doesn’t mean strong….I have gone through every single one of these and they all happened with YOU!

Here are the Memes All Bartenders Will Find Funny … And Things Got Real

1. I don’t know what I want

But can you stand there while I decide.

 

2. What If i told you

“DIET COKE”

Isn’t a response to “How r u ?”

 

3. You keep asking for less ice in your drink?

I don’t think it means

What you think it means

 

4. Something to drink sir?

Hmmm…. I  don’t know,

What’s your speciality?

 

5. You ask me to recite all 20 of the beers,

We have on tap and you order a freaking coors light

 

6. When a customer snap their fingers at you

 

7. You want a free drink

Cause It’s your birthday…

 

8. I’m Your bartender

Not your phone charger

 

9. Yes, This is my real job.

 

10. WOO0 It’s Friday

Oh wait I’m a bartender

 

11. So you’re late for work

Let’s play a game of HideNSeek

 

12. Eat from my fruit caddy

And I will cut you.

 

13. Guest tell you how he used to be a bartender

Then leaves without tipping you

 

14. I know the owner too,

And he said you’re annoying


15. When a customer says they want to speak to the manager

And the manager tells them exactly what you said

 

16. When you’re on a break at work

And see the staff struggling because it got busy

 

17. You work in the industry

But decide to come 10 mins before close

Yeah….. Go fuck Yourself

 

18. When your relief arrived late

And you Ain’t even in the mood to talk

 

19. Raise your hand

If you didn’t get enough sleep last night

 

20. Me: I need money give me more hours

Manager : If you wanna leave early you can

 

21. When you see a customer take the first sip of a cocktail

That you just made them & It blows their mind.

 

22.In my head

When I know tips will be good for the night

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